Girl Scout Cookies Are Straight-Up Poison—Here’s the Proof

Every Cookie Tested Contained Glyphosate and Heavy Metals

Mar 04, 2025

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A powerful visual showing Girl Scout cookies surrounded by toxic warning symbols, skull and crossbones, and chemical hazard signs. The cookies appear tainted, with dark green and black smoke rising from them, indicating contamination. In the background, there are large industrial sprayers spraying chemicals on wheat fields. The overall mood is dark and alarming, with a high contrast to make the toxicity theme stand out.

We wish this weren’t true, but it is. A recent study by Moms Across America and GMOScience has uncovered alarming levels of glyphosate, heavy metals, and other toxins in Girl Scout Cookies—products marketed to families and children. The findings expose just how contaminated these beloved cookies really are, and why consumers should be outraged.

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